Yesterday a writer friend of mine who is also a book jacket designer was flipping through a new book I had bought.
“Christina, You’re going to have to crack the spine on this book to be able to read it,” she said. “Look how wide the side margins are and how narrow the gutter. The words are so close to the center of the book. They should have doubled the gutter width–any designer knows that.”
She grinned and smugly placed the book down. “There that’s my rant for the day. I can’t help myself.”
I chuckled. I knew the feeling. When my sister-in-law and I drive anywhere we tear apart home design and architecture.
“What fool builds a north facing sunroom, surrounded by pines?”
“Fuchsia siding, with olive green shutters–in an all earth-toned neighbourhood? I’m surprised no one’s shot them yet.”
“Check out those uneven windows. What was their architect thinking?”
“Nice pillars on that porch. So why is the porch itself held up by spindly bizarre iron pipes.”
“That cheap white siding, with that large rusty flagstone above it? Puke!”
I don’t need her help–I can do it well on my own. I do it inside too, checking out great design, layout and structure, and giving mental make-overs to anything that doesn’t measure up. The artsy fartsy coming out in me.
This is my sport and I rock it. I win every time. It never fails to bring a smile to my face, a spring to my step, and a boost to my self esteem.
Pity it doesn’t pay the bills.
Here’s an example. Great looking place at first glance. Nice how the indented arch mimics the door shape. Love the dark door and banister. And the focus feature is a fantastic double door. But…
If I lived here it would drive me insane every day that the top of the door arch is slightly flattened looking courtesy of the ceiling moulding. And the sides bump smack into the corners. The door looks squished into the wall.
If they had skipped that last row or two of moulding around the door (or at least painted it white like the wall) then the door wouldn’t look like it’s sitting between 2 elephants in a mini cooper. The door should ‘own’ the wall not the other way around.
And for goodness sake couldn’t they have straightened the rug before proudly taking this picture?
As for this one: